We welcome your bad poetry…
If you’ve not checked out this year’s Bad Poetry contestants (in the “comments” section), you’ve missed such good work as Cimex Lecularis, The Arab Sprummer, and A Fruit Soliloquy. All of them awful.
If you’re really into bad poetry, check out this guy’s song on YouTube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=njrmL1y3ul8
We need more bad poetry like this! So click on “comments” and offer up your own bit o’ Badness!
so much depends
a red suit
I’m sorry–I’m just not a poet,
And boy, do I know it.
Poetry stumps me all the time
Especially if it doesn’t rhyme.
Prose is more my speed–
It makes me feel freed
From trying to figure out
What those verses are all about.